2 friends, Ben and Jerry, sit toasting marshmallows by the fireplace.
Ben: Hey Jerry, it's getting to be that time, are you ready?
Jerry: Ben. I hope you don't mean that I'm going to be receiving cause I've been doing that, to your satisfaction, for the past 3 months. This is turning into banal sodomy.
Ben: I understand your perspective Jerry, but I've got the smaller dick... you keep forgetting that.
Ben: Hey Jerry, it's getting to be that time, are you ready?
Jerry: Ben. I hope you don't mean that I'm going to be receiving cause I've been doing that, to your satisfaction, for the past 3 months. This is turning into banal sodomy.
Ben: I understand your perspective Jerry, but I've got the smaller dick... you keep forgetting that.
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A sad oof. To be SOOFed means you experience something that is not only an oof but it is a soof. A sad oof.
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Guy 1: Hey, did you order those concert tickets yet?
Guy 2: NO! I called at 3, like they said, but they were sold out already... SONOFABITCH!
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Guy 2: NO! I called at 3, like they said, but they were sold out already... SONOFABITCH!
::SONOFABITCH CLAW::
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