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Slappy

Something my dad does to me
Duuuuuude my dad gave me a bad slappy last night.
by Gooo3769 February 15, 2022
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Slappy Syndrome

When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.

One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite

Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women
"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"
by Ilove11 February 6, 2023
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Slappy

Person(s), usually male, who have slaptastic attributes. They slap around in the most slapful way, a way that only a true Slappy could slap. Their natural habitats include wooded areas & various squatting zones. Slappy’s are the most Slapping slappers of all humanity. To have encountered a Slappy makes you immediately blessed and cursed with the loyalty of a slappy.

(WARNING: DO NOT APPROACH A SLAPPY WHILE THEY ARE HIBERNATING IN A VEHICLE / WHEN THEY ARE SMOKING EARTHY SUBSTANCES)
I.e. “slappy broke the (_____) again”
Or
“Slappy slapped around hard last night, he kicked his sister off the porch while yelling ‘THIS IS SPARTA

Common slappy phrases: “uh” “yuoh” “is that a snock!”
by Billzer duh Killzer October 29, 2018
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