slapping wrinklies

old people having sex

in the words of Jason Mewes....Nooge

by ___________ January 16, 2004

slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008

slaying the enderdragon

another word for masturbaing

im sorry im late i was up late last night slaying the enderdragon!

by pussyeater1232 April 22, 2014

table slapping

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere

Man after sex we where table slapping

by That512life February 9, 2015

sapingo electronico

A sapingo electronico is a simple minded tool bag who has shit for brains. 99.9% of these scumbags happens to work in IT or with any electronics or computers.

The guy in IT is a world class sapingo electronico for not giving us the wifi password.

by Phuck lu tu March 30, 2017

slaying dragons

Having sex with an ugly chick during a dry streak just to get your bird wet.

sometimes you gotta be slaying dragons before you can save any princesses.

by Moofrogio September 3, 2012

Vaggy slapping

Repeated slapping of the vagina

I gave Bertha a good old vaggy slapping yesterday

by mike_ss February 12, 2007