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Historically Near-Sighted

a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.
July 4, John: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
by d00dd00d February 5, 2010
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Open-sighted

To be open-sighted means you can view things logically without bias or being influenced by emotion; down to earth and logical.
i am finally open-sighted to your manipulation.

this is clearly a scam! you need to be open sighted on the internet!!!!
by opensightedman June 4, 2021
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sight seer

sight seer ; is someone who is awaiting there own death anxiously. Can't wait, hoping it'll come soon. Looking upon it as a departure from this world into the next. A paradox.
Inside the mind of Bryn -- I'm a sight seer. Dying is always the most important part of life, not by your own hand, rather an act of God or brought to you by your willingness. The future is so bright and exciting, our bodies may be left, but our spirits will forever rise.
by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020
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holy sight

Something's not really a lot of people don't like the idea.
by Hoylesiegeien January 30, 2025
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Baz Sighted

Near sighted is you suck at seeing close and far is you suck at seeing far or your like Baz and just can’t fucking see
Your Baz Sighted so You cant fucking see shit
by BazSenpai February 5, 2021
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a swellcum sight

Refers to any delightful and sexual-desire-arousing visual experience --- like a group of hot chicks sunning themselves topless --- that causes a guy to get a woody and jizz his underwear.
"Relieving the pressure" before heading out the door can help you avoid any embarrassing "oopsies" if you unexpectedly happen upon a swellcum sight while you're "out and about".
by QuacksO June 1, 2019
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semen sight

When a guy jacks off and nuts in his own eye or his girl's eye
Girl-you got cum in my eye
Guy-haha bitch now you got semen sight 😹😹
by BitchDontTalkToMe December 1, 2015
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