that's what she said

when your trying to get out of a conversation

She's always on top of me. That's what she said!

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ February 13, 2023

I'll Have what She's having

When you use her intimate juices to lube up your jerky before putting on the rubber. (troj)

Yes, this is Timothy, I'll have what she's having, besides the kids.

by drscrew January 24, 2024

that's what she said

To refer to sex if somebody uses a term relating to it

"My ass hurts".
"That's what she said"

by Urban Dictionary Elite USA January 31, 2024

That’s what she said

Oisín

You’re such an Oisín, you dirty rascal, a that’s what she said

by elucas004 November 13, 2021

I’ll have what she’s having

Before putting on the condom, reach up and grab some of that good ol vaginal fluid from your partner, jack off with it, then put the condom on.

She seems cool, so I think I’ll have what she’s having, besides the kids!

by Bradmeister1001 October 12, 2021

That's What She Said

A phrase used to point out something that if out of context, would be sexual. It originally derived from "The Office."

*near the Empire State Building*

"It's so big!"

"That's what she said-"

by i'm very cool, i promise August 11, 2021

Give the monkey what she wants

To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.

“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”

by Skronx July 5, 2021