Sea Falcon

The most dangerous creature known to man. It is a falcon that lives in the sea with a 8000 foot wing span, gills, and a fin. It can breath fire and shot laser out of its eyes. The Sea Falcons favorite food is kittens, lambs, babies, and humans. There is no such thing as night, just sea falcons flying. If anyone ever tells you that they have seen a sea falcon they are lying because they would be dead, the sea falcon sees you before you see it. The only way to kill a sea falcon is a gold bullet to a heart, but the catch is that they don't have hearts. The only other way to kill one is to make it listen to the entire Bleed America album by the band Jimmy Eat World, this has never been done.

Holy shit I think that up there in the sky is a Sea Falcon ahhhhh.

by Nathan, the sex god, Matthews February 19, 2009

sea gully

action, to beat off in your hand, catch your spooge/cum, and then run up and throw it in someones face.

Dude, that asshole just sea gullied me!!!

I'm about to sea gully that bitch!

mmmm, hows my sea gully taste on your face!!!

by Bekabee September 29, 2010

Sea Urchin

A gym rat who thinks they're tough with the most ridiculous ego know to man. A person who thinks that they are gods gift to beer pong when really they are the lowest of the low.

Hey guys someone just trolled. Its probally that sea urchin James Relish Taylor

by reckless54 October 11, 2013

sea biscuit

An ugly member of one's "stable" of hoes. Usually, the sea biscuit can fuck pretty well but isn't very nice to look at.

Person A: Where you goin dawg? Gonna bang yo shawty?

Person B: Nah kid. She's on the rag. I'm off to tag this sea biscuit.

by penumbra July 14, 2006

Sea-Food Dinner

While having anal or doggy style sex with a girl, enjoying a lobster or other various seafood off the flat of the girl's back.

I've had my fair share of sea-food in the past, but just had the best sea-food dinner with your mom in my life.

by Tyler McDade April 13, 2007

Sea cadet

Supposed to be a position respected by others but that changed. Now it is used to insult or make fun of a person for messing up.

Person 1: Did you see Raven the other day?
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a sea cadet!

by Hhahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha July 24, 2016

Sea Weasel

A person who performs oral sex on a man while that man defecates and while both are underwater, specifically in a pool; someone performing an aquatic blumpkin.

How was your night kid?
It was sick, got a great blumpkin from Jess in Matt's pool
bro, she's such a sea weasel

by J-Man Xerxes December 22, 2010