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SCP

SCP stands for Secure Contain Protect.

It is a secret global organization that deals with anomalous entities and anomalies ranging from creatures that can roam around freely without causing any harm, to world ending, reality bending monstrosities.

SCPs are classified into 5 distinct categories - Safe, Euclid, Thaumiel, Keter and Apollyon. The box metaphor can be used to describe these classes -

*You put an SCP in a box and leave it for a couple of minutes.

If you come back to see no change at all, it's classified Safe.
If you're not sure what happened, it's classified Euclid.
If the SCP is the box, it's classified Thaumiel.
If you come back and all hell breaks lose, it's classified Keter.
If there is no box and you should run as if your life depended on it, it's classified Apollyon.*

There are fucking thousands of these creatures and there's no telling when one of these fuckers will escape (breach containment) and cause an XK-Class end-of-the-world scenario or ZK-Class reality-failure scenario or some other world ending apocalypse.
You: That SCP is so cute.
Researcher: That's scp-999 aka the tickle monster, he's really popular around here.
by NotFaizen January 15, 2022
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SCP

Men in black who contain anomalies
Person 1: I'm gonna work for the SCP foundation and die on my first day!
Person 2: Good 4 u
by Something, someone, IDK December 10, 2022
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Scp-3012

He comes and prolapses on you and sucks your body the scp is called owen
Scp-3012 has prolapsed on my mouth
by Noggabou August 2, 2021
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SCP-1471-A

people are literally making artwork that you can jack off to all based on this one SCP character
Someone out there in the world: *drools and hornily stares at alarming artwork of SCP-1471-A*
1471-A: You disgust me. Don't install my app.
by 7568ino November 19, 2023
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SCP-3008

Infinet Ikea with hostile workers that will attack during the night
Oh Shit is that "SCP-3008"
by Mind/Brand_- July 6, 2022
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SCP-096

a 7foot tall black girl who wants to be white very bad, most commonly have a cone head and do a “side eye” downwards
person 1: did you see SCP-096

in the dark last night

person 2: no
by mustachioed June 28, 2023
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SCP

A community writing project in the format of a numbered collection of top secret documents describing anomalies that must be "secured, contained, and protected" from the public, including the procedures by which the anomalies are secured, contained, and protected.
Are you familiar with the SCP universe?
by Evalkyrie October 27, 2025
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