SCP

The acronym for the words "Secure Contain Protect" or "Special Containment Procedures".
If you put it in front of a group of numbers e.g. SCP-027 or SCP-999 and you search online (e.g. Google or Youtube) , you either get a sci-fi abomination about some fucked up shit that was written by some mentally insane individual or some wholesome orange slime that cures depression and is a chocoholic.
'SCP-001 "When Day Breaks" is happening, please stay indoors at all times.'

Every sane being, anomaly and universe that wants to fucking live:

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SCP - acronym

SCP - stands for "Suck Cock Properly"
"Dude, my girlfriend sucks at giving head. She needs to SCP."

"I know, right?"

"Wait what? How the fuck would you know that?"
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Secure Contain Protect
OH NO SCP-096 ESCAPED
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SCP stands for Secure Contain Protect.

It is a secret global organization that deals with anomalous entities and anomalies ranging from creatures that can roam around freely without causing any harm, to world ending, reality bending monstrosities.

SCPs are classified into 5 distinct categories - Safe, Euclid, Thaumiel, Keter and Apollyon. The box metaphor can be used to describe these classes -

*You put an SCP in a box and leave it for a couple of minutes.

If you come back to see no change at all, it's classified Safe.
If you're not sure what happened, it's classified Euclid.
If the SCP is the box, it's classified Thaumiel.
If you come back and all hell breaks lose, it's classified Keter.
If there is no box and you should run as if your life depended on it, it's classified Apollyon.*

There are fucking thousands of these creatures and there's no telling when one of these fuckers will escape (breach containment) and cause an XK-Class end-of-the-world scenario or ZK-Class reality-failure scenario or some other world ending apocalypse.
You: That SCP is so cute.
Researcher: That's scp-999 aka the tickle monster, he's really popular around here.
by NotFaizen January 15, 2022
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SCP is kind of like a wiki in that everyone edits it but instead of information it's about this story that fans make fanfictions of on this wiki and it's about like aliens and monsters and stuff but there are so many that HOW DOES ANYBODY KEEP TRACK OF ALL OF THEM THERES LIKE BILLIONS
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Hey, have you ever encountered SCP-69,420?
2.
I don't know about SCP. It seems like a cult.
3.
I want an SCP for a pet someday.
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A creature or object that defies natural law or something like that, imprisoned at containment sites.
SCP-096 dashed through the hallway of site-19 in search for its victim
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The SCP foundation is fictional writing community that mainly writes about fictional anomalous entities or objects.
the SCPS themselves are are seperated by code. Example: SCP-049
I loved that SCP Foundation post titled "SCP-173"
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