like Jordans on Saturday

Describes a hot, desirable, much anticipated item; an item that one would go to great lengths to obtain. Original usage referred to Michael Jordan's signature basketball shoes, which are released on Saturdays. Long lines of people hoping to be the first on the block to sport the new Jays can form outside shoe stores early on Saturday mornings.
You're like Jordans on Saturday, I gotta have you and I cannot wait.
by TronaNon January 21, 2008
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Saturday Night Sacrifice

The act of giving up a night of debauchery and fun to make life easier on future you.
Damn, I can't believe I missed that rager, but my Saturday Night Sacrifice really helped my exam scores.
by StudyBlue April 07, 2011
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Nigger on Saturday Night

A person who wildly spends money that they just aquired. Once the money is spent he/she will likely be broke again for some period of time, typically one month when the next government check arrives. See also nigger rich.
by hotbuddha October 15, 2005
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Saturday Morning Horny

End of work-week horny, where all a guy wants to do is wake up, shit, eat a big breakfast and sit around all day watching porn.
Kyle: Hey, you wanna go long boarding this Saturday?
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!
by TaAj88 October 31, 2011
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saturday night palsy

a condition occuring when you have slept awkwardly and awake to find that a limb is with out feeling. Thus leaving you partly spastic. Especially the morning after a night when you get munted.
"Last night was huge, i woke up with a nasty case of saturday night palsy. I had to cheer myself up by giving myself a stranger."
by marcus_schmarcus June 22, 2006
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saturday night live

A show that has been in a constant state of decline, no matter who you ask.
14 year old-"Man, SNL started sucking once Will Ferrel left!"

19 year old-"Man, SNL has sucked Chris Farley and Mike Myers left!"

35 year old-"Man, SNL sucked ever since Eddie Murphy left!"

50 year old-"STFU young'uns, Saturday Night Live sucked once John Belushi left!"
by JakeStar December 13, 2005
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Saturday soup selfie

A selfie you take with your soup after a night out on Friday, usually when recovering from a hangover.
It can also be used as a #
A- How do you know they’ve got a hangover
B- They sent me a Saturday soup selfie
by Saturday soup selfie November 02, 2019
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