up the river

Go to prison. Originates from the fact that convicts from New York City would be sent up the Hudson River to Ossining State Prison ("Sing Sing").

"In 1959, Genovese was sent up the river for drug trafficking."

by JDonnelly November 16, 2006

Toms River

Suburban area where nothing exciting happens. Most importantly, the coolest kids in the world live here. Best known for the Little League Championship winners. Also, everyone here claims that they knew Piper Perabo because this is her hometown. During the summer, Seaside Hts. is overrun with tourists and occasionally MTV for some strange reason. People are being "Made" left and right. We have the worst mall in the world. Kids skip school to go to the beach.

Hey, let's go to the Poland Springs Arena to see Bill Cosby.

Cool Beans or Applebees after the movie?

by Mr. Ritacco January 25, 2005

River Jumping

The art of jumping over rivers, so you dont have to get wet

Broude is the master of river jumping, he is never wet!

by RiverJumper19 January 7, 2010

Anal river

This is the line of liquid that is formed around the anal region after one has been cum on.

"It was great, i came all over her arse and left one hell of an Anal river"

by Richard123 October 2, 2005

river snakes

A skinny person's biceps

Check out that Ethiopian kid's biceps! He's got a mean pair of river snakes.

by MathosKotso September 6, 2008

Peace River

A peaceful, quiet town in Northern Alberta with a river running through the center of it. The hottest chicks in Canada hang out at the local ski hill called Misery Mountain. There's also a cornocopia of pine beetles devouring the trees.

Guy from BC: "Dude! I just got back from my ski-trip to Peace River! There was some HOT CHICKS there!"

Other Guy From BC: "Dude! Really? I gotta get me some of dat!"

by crazykitteh January 25, 2010

Milky River

The act of sticking a pregnant woman's nipple into a male urethra and forcibly making her lactate at the same time that you receive a hand-job. All that comes out of the penis should then be directed down the woman's esophagus.

"Hey dude, did you just show her the milky river?"

by The Maiden's Fist April 21, 2010