A body shape which is appealing to those who carry the male appendage. Most generally possessed by girls, a tennis rig is the ultimate desire of the common man due to its even proportion and well defined traits. In prominent tennis regions such as Russia, teenage girls are often ridiculed (see:judged) on the quality of their tennis rig.
A tennis rig has been known to over-ride the face in terms of priority for males, and in this case, a female possessing a tennis rig and an undesirable face will often be referred to as a trap.
A tennis rig has been known to over-ride the face in terms of priority for males, and in this case, a female possessing a tennis rig and an undesirable face will often be referred to as a trap.
Example 1:
Darryl: Hey man do you rate Jess as a woman you would like to plant your tainted seed in?
Festibat: Yeah Darryl I find her really attractive
Darryl: She definitely needs to get a tennis rig before I'd have a crack at her.
Jess (Upon overhearing): Fuck you Darryl you piece of shit!
Example 2:
Bro 1: Hey bro, did you see that chick Carlos took home last night?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I stayed in last night to torrent episodes of Will and Grace
Bro 1: ....
Bro 2: Anyway was she good?
Bro 1: Tennis rig, but a horrible face.
Bro 2: IT'S A TRAP!
Bro 1: You displease me.
Darryl: Hey man do you rate Jess as a woman you would like to plant your tainted seed in?
Festibat: Yeah Darryl I find her really attractive
Darryl: She definitely needs to get a tennis rig before I'd have a crack at her.
Jess (Upon overhearing): Fuck you Darryl you piece of shit!
Example 2:
Bro 1: Hey bro, did you see that chick Carlos took home last night?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I stayed in last night to torrent episodes of Will and Grace
Bro 1: ....
Bro 2: Anyway was she good?
Bro 1: Tennis rig, but a horrible face.
Bro 2: IT'S A TRAP!
Bro 1: You displease me.
by Festibat March 23, 2011
Get the Tennis Rigmug. to affix some abnormal object an ordinary every day object to obtain the original usefulness that it was designed for while using materials that present themselves in a ghetto environment
nigger riggging is attaching a coat hanger to an attena on a boom box to achieve the maximum reception while listining to fity cent, otherwise known as dumb nigger.
by pope paul September 29, 2007
Get the nigger rigmug. Another way to spell jerry-rig THe act temporally and shoddy fixing an object. A rude reference to the German engineering in WWII.
"He gerry-rigged the door to his room, so he could open it from his seat until he got the spring replaced"
by Franisco Franco July 22, 2008
Get the gerry-rigmug. TwiSteD: how did you miss that ???
Chaosjuuh: Stop throwing smokes my FPS drops to 15
TwiSteD: o rly?
Chaosjuuh: Ja
TwiSteD: OMG shit rig.....Build a decent rig TBH.....
Chaosjuuh: Stop throwing smokes my FPS drops to 15
TwiSteD: o rly?
Chaosjuuh: Ja
TwiSteD: OMG shit rig.....Build a decent rig TBH.....
by th3r34lTwiSteD July 16, 2009
Get the Shit Rigmug. Usually an older Cadillac, Lincoln or Oldsmobile, festooned with all kinds of cheap, gaudy, and ugly decorations found in a J.C. Whitney catalog.
Kinda like a 'pimpmobile.'
Kinda like a 'pimpmobile.'
"Lookit that piece-a-shit JIG RIG, Even Aunt Jemima, Stymie an' Buckwheat wouldn't ride in that thing."
by Jersey Bounce January 26, 2005
Get the Jig Rigmug. by bigrig March 30, 2014
Get the nice rigmug. Person 1: Why ain't them dock lights working?
Person 2: Prolly cuz Papa's done nigga rigged everything
Person 2: Prolly cuz Papa's done nigga rigged everything
by ClemsonGirl98 October 21, 2012
Get the Nigga Rigmug.