Review

Ha! Yeah that would be cringe... Which I why I refuse to do it. Yeah, I don't want to do that and won't.

Hym "Yeah, don't ask me to review my shit. I was there the first time and so was everyone else."

by Hym Iam February 12, 2023

Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

The thing that pops up when you make a definition on Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this

by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024

Booth Review

When you bang your girl so hard the condom falls off in her and then 2 days later while taking a shit the condom falls out.

The other day while Ciara was using the bathroom she realized she just had a booth review

by Mud Kat January 13, 2024

merge review

When you send a merge request to code review, and you want to mention both on your daily standup.

I sent my changes to merge review... I mean my merge request to code review.

by norbeepapp April 24, 2023

Laser Shot Review

When your office manager tries to be hip while someone states the obvious fault in the product.

Thats a laser shot review Brad. These minor nuances make huge difference. Appreciate it. 👌

by Devil Dude November 21, 2018

review guilt

the twinge of guilt felt after making yet another purchase decision from amazon based on customer reviews, knowing full well that you yourself have never contributed a review. this is a distinctly first-world problem... you selfish prick.

"So after reading four bad reviews in the last six months i decided not to buy that router, but now i have this review guilt because i won't help other lazy assholes like myself. "
"you still haven't left a review?!?"
"nope"
"me neither, now i feel like a bezos too"

by war-n March 13, 2019

Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).

Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.

by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018