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A Mueller Report

A legally binding federal document that can be altered to fit however you feel on a particular day. Usually A Mueller Report says one thing, then a second document is released on a later date that is changed or altered to say whatever the author chooses. A Mueller Report is often confusing, contradictory, and is hard to believe it is taken seriously, but it is.
"Donald, our company stands to lose millions" Let's file A Mueller Report to the shareholders, and after the dust settles, we'll change it to keep the dummies happy. "
by James Westen April 18, 2019
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The Colbert Report

Only the BEST show ever run by Stephen Colbert on comedy central at 11:30
I love the Colbert Report. For once a member of the press that is conservative
by Fabio J March 28, 2006
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bad rep report

Formally 'negative reputation report', occassionally 'bad reputation report', most commonly 'bad rep report' and sometimes 'bad rep rep' is a complaint sent to Microsoft about another Xbox Live user. Bad rep reports are usually used as a threat to other Xbox Live users, particularly by sore losers and players who think they are leet and thus bad rep reports are sometimes called 'a noob's best friend'.

Filing a bad rep report does next to nothing in either the short-term or long-term, and is generally a waste of time to do. However, it does help arrogant players feel re-assured that they are better than everyone else.
I was playing some Domination on Wasteland yesterday and some kid was chatting to his friends loudly. I politely asked him if he'd move the conversation to a private party chat and then suddenly he started insulting me and filed a bad rep report on me for "trash talking".
by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 12, 2010
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report beckett

In gaming, when one of your teammates goes AFK and the other team slaughters your own.
Derived from "Pirates of the Caribbean 3" when Cutler Beckett freezes up and gets cannoned to death.
My best friend and I were Leaguing and he inconveniently went to the bathroom just before our team deathmatch began. When our team lost, I opened up a chat box to the moderators and said, "Report Beckett, plz."
by Muchacho DeGringo January 24, 2018
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Revorn

The teletubbies and their tubby time left me revorn.
by hahahab February 14, 2019
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report cardophobia

It is the fear of report cards. Usually present in Asians , Africans, and Europeans but is not present at all in Americans because they don't give a single fuck. But when it comes to middle East it is extreme that some might even die when hearing the sentence "Report cards are being given today"
Mohammad wael:Yo , Zeyad and nabiel almost died today
Ayman ahmed: Huh, why tho?
Mohammad wael: Eh , report cardophobia
by PeanutInANutshell November 21, 2019
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Rehorny

When a person reaches a state of being retarded and horny at the same time.
Dale got drunk last night and was being Rehorny to our female friends
by How to be Horny April 4, 2020
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