Boston Red Sox

Second-best team that money can buy. Second-highest payroll in MLB. A supplier of top players to the Mets and Yankees. Has a fanbase whose idea of celebrating victory in the ALCS is to riot.

SHIT! The Red Sox beat the Yankees again. Better go to Grandma's house to make sure that no one's burning it down!

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

red sox

Easily the most over-exposed team ever. Everyone loved them for beating the yankees and now eveyone who isn't from boston is sick of them and their fans. Thanks for inspiring Fever Pitch you assholes

Well the Red Sox won, can we shut up and move on.

by ilovebaseballman May 5, 2005

red sox

A disappointing and inferior baseball team from Boston that is supported by mostly low class but persistent Irish fans extremely bitter from generations of losing to New York.

Come on Sox fans. You know it's true...

by George Steinbrenner August 8, 2005

red sox

a team that went on an 86 year drought to win the world series...the yankees may have blown a 3-0 lead but they still own the red sox...the red sox got lucky in that seires and they kno it...i think the red sox sucked more in the ALCS than the yankees considering they were 3 outs away from gettin swept when the yankees lose pettite, clemens, and wells...and the red sox get schilling and they barely won the series

red sox 1918-2004 (86 years)...how bout them red sox? yea how bout them 1 world series in 86 yeras...they should be banned

by red sox blow February 21, 2005

Red Sox

Professional baseball franchise from Boston, MA. Became the BEST DAMN TEAM EVER TO GRACE GOD'S GREEN EARTH simply by winning their first World Series in 86 years, despite the fact they have to win many more championships to catch up with the Yankees.

"I would easily sacrifice my first born son to see the Red Sox win the World Series."

by Jake February 8, 2005

Boston Red-Sox

A group of sorry baseball players that finally win a title and think they're something. Yankees have won 26 and they still think your better than them.

"Yankees always have, and will always own the Red Sox."

by Flashd423 May 5, 2005

Red Sox

A baseball team who have finally been able to win a world series in the time the yankees were able to win 26. And a team who have also blamed the fact that they suck on a "curse".

Sox fan: RED SOX WIN! YAY WE ARE SO GOOD!!!THE CURSE IS OVER!!!
(86 years later)
Sox fan: YAY WE WIN!!! THE CURSE OF THE GIANT SLOTH EATING BUTTERFLY MAN IS OVER!!!

by asdf2222 September 14, 2005