Everybody Loves Raymond

Except me - I hate him and his poxy little show. Not only is it unfunny - but also quite boring.

Wife: Everybody Loves Raymond is on!
Me: (Reaching for the medication) Wow - i'm so thrilled! (SARCASM)

by Gavster March 11, 2005

Jayden Raymond Kuskopf

He's an eshay with his sexy man Bun that you always just want to suck

"Oi jayden Raymond Kuskopf ya eshay come here and let me suck your buns bro bro"

by Eshaysucker200 October 13, 2020

Jessie Raymond Castleberry

Jessie Raymond Castleberry is a thicc boi. He doesn't like his first name because it sounds like a girl's name, so he goes my Raymond. He LOVES Star Wars. If he is thinking about Star Wars, nothing else can distract him. His wife is super unlucky because she doesn't know that he acctually is a closet gay. He's almost as far in the closet as Dean Winchester. Everyone hates him because he is a very mean person, but everyone acctually secretly loves him. He doesn't care if you make fun of him, but if someone does something wrong, then he will become very mad and yell at that person. When a person is finally free from him, he always comes back. His thicness is too much for the world, so he stays inside all day. He tries to be cool, so he always wears his visors backwards. He hates it when people don't tuck-in their shirts.

Jessie Raymond Castleberry is more thicc than your mom.

by my6000lblife July 14, 2018

Everybody Loves Raymond

A show that G's watch while dreaming of spreading Ray Romano's asshole so wide that all of his internal organs fall out of it, and then doing questionable things with his organs.

Yo, that nigga b a total G, insted of fuccin shawty he b watchin dat Everybody Loves Raymond show n shii.

by G-Unit4 February 17, 2009

Raymond Douglas Yeabsley

There once was a myth, mere whispers in the wind that a great man had crushed the evil brooding in the world. He had been sent from the light unknown to cut though the damp darkness of the human heart. Born from celestial origin? We do not know. What we do know is his name:

Raymond Douglas Yeabsley

Since that day if something ridiculous has been seen or done it has been given a scaling system of ridiculousness:

Tame : Douglas
Mild : Ray Douglas/ Yeabley
Pretty wild: Ray dougie dougie Yeabsley
INSANE: RAYMOND DOUGLAS YEABSLEY/ RAYSHODDY DOUGLAS RAYMOND YEABSLEY

Tame: "I fell and cut my knee Douglasley"

Mild: " I slept with your mother"
"That's Ray Douglas"

Pretty Wild: "I slept with your father and mother in a satanic threesome"
"Fuck man, that's Ray dougi dougi Yeabley"

INSANE: "I just watched two girls one cup whilst pleasuring myself"
"Dude, that's RAYMOND DOUGLAS YEABSLEY!!!! or RAYSHODDY DOUGLAS RAYMOND YEABSLEY!!!!"

by Captain Banter May 21, 2008

st raymond academy for boys

A school for fuck boys that are wanna be basketball players just because Isaiah Washington went/goes there have dances where all they do is double tap girls while they teachers pretend not to notice and only want to smash then dash bitches and always tryna get academy of mount st Ursula bitches cathedral bitches Preston bitches...

Him:I got to st Raymond academy for boys
Her:i know we dance at the school dance remember ?
Him:...

by Felix3415 August 18, 2017

Raymond's big Canadian cock

Man I love Raymond's big Canadian cock

That's a Raymond's big Canadian cock

by Canadian raccoon March 22, 2022