soggy raccoon

Gets crazy coochie and tries in touch footy.

When soggy raccoon plays for the andreans he gets mad tries

by Cooooooochiiiee man October 15, 2020

A Filthy Raccoon

When a Girl has a hairy vagina and refuses to shave or keep it well trimmed

Wow bro Fabios sisters got A Filthy Raccoon!
That's crazy bro

by ItVit August 14, 2017

Raccoon Boy

A boy that sleeps all day, stays up all night, has a nest like room, and picks up random things off the ground

He’s such a raccoon boy, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him awake during the day

by BleachCake23 March 25, 2022

Raccoon cunt

A person who appears to eat trash

That mascara smeared raccoon cunt may have given me rabies

by ThewhapticK April 9, 2020

iPad raccoon

Me
I am iPad raccoon

iPad raccoon is awesome!!!!!!
That is that only way to use the definition iPad raccoon!duh!!!!

by iPad racoon January 5, 2021

Raccoon God.

Superior of the monochromed rats.

“It is I, tanu, the raccoon god.”
—written by Amari </333

by anonymousweeeee April 3, 2021

raccoon attack

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you suddenly pull out and stick both of your index and middle fingers in her ass and as she turns around in shock you draw circles around her eyes and run out of the house knocking over the trash can on the way out

Raccoon attack

by Stank lord June 13, 2021