Right Full Rudder

The act of waiting until the last possible second before enacting a plan - barely averting a disaster - while operating under the assumption that it's necessary to wait until the last possible second in order to prevent other - and potentially worse - disasters.
4:50 PM
Alison: "Pat, we really need to make the call NOW to book the really expensive location for this stupid tv commercial shoot, or else the location is going to fall through and we won't have anywhere else to shoot."
Pat: "What's my drop dead deadline?"
Alison: (Heavy sigh) "5 PM."
Pat: "OK."

4:59 PM
Alison: "PAT!!!!"
Pat: "OK, let's book it. Right full rudder."
Alison: (Under breath) "Jesus f-ing christ."
by Little B Boy December 05, 2024
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When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
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Land Rudder

The phenomenon observed in video games wherein a video game character ignores the laws of physics, or performs irrational actions of running into and bumping into environmental objects.
You play the game like a land rudder, why is your horse vertical on that mountain side?
by Alieksendar March 10, 2023
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Jonny Rudder

That perverted redheaded guy at work that always wants to do the Dutch Rudder with you
Brenden keeps trying to get me to do the old Jonny Rudder with him, fucking perv!
by The Roc Nights March 28, 2019
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Cunt rudder

The flappy lips on a woman fanny. Often elasticy and un pretty to look at.
The fanny lips also known as Cunt rudder
by Sandell J October 17, 2011
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justin rudder

There can only be one Justin Rudder
by Jrudder December 20, 2016
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Philosophical Dutch rudder

When 2 or more people are arguing about a topic when neither person are making a point to sway the other’s position; however are enjoying the fact they are hearing their own position of the topic.
“I was in a philosophical Dutch rudder in class you won’t believe where he came from!”

“You want in on this philosophical Dutch rudder or are you good?”

“So mid philosophical Dutch rudder this guy drops the n bomb and people came at him from every direction after that”
by Mdarkside July 26, 2024
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