Semi-rection

When a man sees some-one hot and gets a half erection
When your penis grows bigger but it doesnt go upwards like a normal erection and is therefore a half erection giving the name semi-rection

Dude 1: Man that girls hot!
Dude 2: Shes ayt ive only got a Semi-rection

Dave: Man my balls are so small so im going to try to get a Semi-rection to make it look bigger.

by Superjordz September 10, 2007

rectum-reation

To sit on the toilet for an extended period of time while at work, not actually pooping, but rather, playing games on your phone

Joe: "So I should have been working on that TPS report for the last hour, but I couldn't get away from the crapper."
Bill: "Bowel troubles?"
Joe: "Nah, I was there for my own rectum-reation."

by Ecunadian March 29, 2015

pee-rection

when yer cock wakes up an hour before you do, because it has to piss.

"I never seen you up this early, bro. What's the deal?"
"woke up with a pee-rection."

by SPIZE!! March 15, 2005

sexuslal realtions

Drunken sex, especially when refered to in an equally drunk and misspelled text and/or facebook message.

Sample Message:

OMG sooooooo durnk i lov you lets have sexuslal realtions!

by just_somebody June 22, 2009

e-rection

This is a word describing the insurgence of a "hard on" or enlargement of the penis or clitoris while engaging in the act of looking at sexual content online. The "e" portion stands for electronic, the "rection" portion stands for enlarged.

I got an e-rection while browsing online at beautiful models.

by glock17 - Rick January 8, 2007

Realtionship

A real life relationship that is not filtered, omitted or compared to that on movies or TV(cyber relationship and internet relationship not included)

Relationships on TV is nothing compared to realtionships.

by Nanpee June 12, 2018

Reactionduo

An old duo name for the Twitch streamers, Ranboo and Tubbo.

"Yo! You watching Reactionduo?"

by Erin_Marshmellow June 10, 2021