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Reach-around Simp

Simps by deflecting simp behavior as scummy and vile in order to gain rapport.
He's been reach-around simping her.
by Dippyskoodlez December 28, 2020
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Reaching Your Peak

Reaching Your Peak, metaphorically meaning when you've lost it at a certain point in the night and you've slightly gone crazy. Your eyes start to close, and you start speaking your mind as if you've lost any filters.
you're reaching your peak, you must be tired, you need some sleep.
by largefryingpan October 13, 2017
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Reaching the Point of Tangency

The act of getting high. When you are not exactly high, you are somewhere along the tangent line.

Origin: 2011, when a black guy needed a new way to talk about getting high around administrators at Statesboro High School.
Kleever: Hey man, what are we doing tonight?
noJ: I don't know bro, let's bro rape.
Kleever: Nah man, we did that last time.
noJ: Let's reach the point of tangency!
Kleever: Way ahead of you bro, I'm somewhere along the tangent line, but soon we'll be Reaching the Point of Tangency.
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arabian reach around

one must have an osama bin ladin type beard used from behind partner to let him jerk off with facial hair
when we found saddam hussein in the hole, he was in the middle of getting an arabian reach around from one of his sons.
by gow plow June 5, 2010
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Swahilian reach around

When you and your partner face back to back (butt to butt) and get as many hands in as many things as possible and hop around on the spot in a circle
she gives the best Swahilian reach around... altho we fell over and cum on the dog
by Poojinky January 9, 2015
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halo reach around

Giving another a reach around while playing Halo Reach.
Gardner gave Sungho a battle-hardened Halo reach around.
by kelpo May 7, 2010
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Mississippi Reach around

During the doggy style partner on the top reaches towards the genitalia, not knowing what he will find; as long as it start with a "P," he is okay.
At hot steamy bar or boat.

Dan: Hey Daren, you guys left early, did you smash?
Daren: hell yeah I did
Dan: really? not judging
Daren: no no I did a Mississippi reach around, it was all good
by TallMoney December 7, 2020
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