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Rally 'rona

When you get infected with corona due to your own idiocy by attending a Trump rally.
Herman Cain got rally 'rona while attending the Tulsa Trump rally on June 20th and died on July 30th.
by belligerent liberal October 1, 2020
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rally car

typically Swedish, Italian or french car loosely based on what you think a car is. North American attempts to commission Evos, WRX, RS and most other road going variants to follow a route thru your local gravel roads. (note local gravel roads are not in Detroit rather the northern suburb of L'anse or the twin cites suburb of Akeley (And its still 7 miles north of there)).

They hide expensive suspension, cages, and comfy seats.

Manned by robots (no fear of things bc they don't know or care) with helmets and in car communication. The communication is mostly for fart jokes and 'hey why don't chu try that road coming up on the left".

some cooler ones get painted or stickers.

buy tshirts and merch from the teams that are in the MudWhale championship chase.

If you had to look this up you should plan to attend the local group heating and friendship group(fire) at the closest Sno-drift. Its the only way to carry on with this interesting way of life and to truly understand how these people can waste good work days driving thru the woods.
Jim: Tim i think Bret Hunter and Jon Kramer have better driving rally cars than block and pastra who only use them on select events.

Tim: block does have a real rally car. It was built for use in that series that doesn't come to the states.
Jim: I do like how all rally cars sound and look as we stand in the woods and watch them
Tim: one minute, til the next one. Can you hand me a beer, i'm trying to stay warm.
by Swedsnail December 29, 2022
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stink pit rally

Farting in a dugout before receiving anal, to help your team win.
The royals need to win. Let's start a stink pit rally!
by Mfn_Kelz August 12, 2017
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rally go hoops

Delhi Belly; traveler's diarrhea. When one can't leave the toilet dor more than 2 minutes.
The hot tamale off the street cart gave him the rally go hoops.
by ScotCanAm May 4, 2018
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Rallying

When you've worked overtime all week at a bar, sometimes until 3am-4am then have to open the next morning and you are mentally and physically exhausted. You may or may not have been doing drugs in order to stay up all night and have energy for work. Then you are out of drugs and you still have to work a morning shift and deal with stupid ass customers (like AC Dave, cough.) so you just drink a lot of caffeine and manage.
Anthony was out because his baby momma had twins, so Deanna was here until 5am last night so she is rallying to open the bar this morning at 10:30am.
by machinegunkiley March 16, 2022
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rally

find my rally.
by reinerocket December 1, 2022
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