panty puffer

Someone who wears giant granny panties and uses them as an umbrella to fly through the air.

Mandee is such a panty puffer, I caught her trying to soar through the air the other day with her large granny panties.

by blackquak May 22, 2019

Petter puffer

A guy who like to suck another guy off

Rick and Mike are Petter puffers for sure.

by [e-mail] December 14, 2019

Quarter puffer

That is a vast majority of the girls in pine county a quarter puff of meth and she is all yours

Bro were are all the quarter puffers I got a bag we can both get one tonight

by Arliss88 February 22, 2021

Cannonball pufferfish

when you have to go to the toilet and after literally 1 millisecond medium-sized shit balls start coming out of your ass like bullets being shot out from a machine gun at insanely fast speed

Last month i had an chronic cannonball pufferfish.

by xX 44100 Xx December 23, 2021

Panama Puffer

When your blowing cocaine in a girl's asshole and she farts and blows the straw up your nose

Damn you hear about Mike he was blowing cocaine up his old lady's ass and she farted so hard that she blew the straw out her ass and gave him a Panama Puffer.

by Maximus881 March 2, 2023

Puddle Puffer

Someone that you get loaded with and leads you to believe that y’all are gonna get high and get laid but they just do all your drugs and leave when there all gone.

Lance Is coming over to party but he’s such a puddle puffer. We get high but I never get laid!

by Rev. Nick the Dick March 12, 2023

cost 'n' puffer

Da super-economizing version of "cough 'n' sputter"; da term is formed by simply swapping a few letter-sounds around --- i.e., "coST 'n' PuFFer" instead of "coFF 'n' SPuTTer" --- and describes how you can save gas on a car-trip during fairly good weather when you wouldn't be excessively discomforted by "hoofing it" part of the way. So, rather than expensively travelling to each and every place on your errands-list by noisily chugging all around town in your ancient fuel-swigging auto-bubble with its clunky worn engine that misses and backfires a lot, you instead park at various spots along your travel-route and then wheezingly galumph around to your different "side-destinations" if they're not too far away and you won't have anything bulky/heavy to carry to/from said locales.

A large simple-design day-pack and a comfy pair of jogging-shoes are wise choices if you plan to make a "cost 'n' puffer" road-trip. One or more pullover hoodie-jackets and/or a sun-hat would be wise accessories, as well, if it's gonna be blazingly-bright, chilly, or windy that day.

by QuacksO April 17, 2020