by Kung Faux Fahey September 2, 2007
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Teacher: Billy do you know the answer to this question?
Typical New Providence Student: ...no...but i have a nice mustang
Teacher: Now let's get an answer from somebody whose not a complete retard.
Typical New Providence Student: ...no...but i have a nice mustang
Teacher: Now let's get an answer from somebody whose not a complete retard.
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The band independently released one cd, A Million Miles From Home in 2008. The band has since been working on a professionally recorded yet to be titled EP with producer Robert Venable in Nashville, TN.
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