protzeller

A real cockwaffle of a person, usually a teacher. Generally an old sadistic fuckwad who preys on teenagers who he doesn't like.

#asshole#dipfuck#stupidteacher#school#evilteacher

Person 1: You won't believe it- the teacher made 3 girls cry in class today!

Person 2: How?

Person 1: He tore up their essays and laughed.

Person 2: What an crusty old jizzsock. Sounds like a real protzeller!!

by 1-800-fuc-kyou January 9, 2017

Protein Shake

After fellatio, before swallowing your partner shakes their head wildly.

Or after you blow your load, you grab and shake her head until she gets dizzy

I went home for lunch to give my girl a protein shake

by undercover brothertx January 5, 2012

protein butt

Anyone who has a really big ass.

That girl got a protein butt!

by Julia Gulia HOLLAAAA April 22, 2008

prozzies

"A forum for da ho in all of uz"

A congregation of elite attractive witty open-minded individuals who enjoy discrimination and all things perverse.

Hey yo, those people at Prozzies make me sick. Ya'll ain't got no self respect. Notice how my girl don't post there no more? Yeh. Word.

(Real life exmaples of people too ugly for Prozzies)

by Bruce April 25, 2005

Protein Spill

Found it in the newspaper. Means: puke, vomit, throw up, upchuck, barf, spew, blow chunks, ralph, hurl, lose your lunch, be sick etc etc etc.

I'm always afraid my gf Holly's gonna protein spill when she blows me 'cause her gag reflexes are so fucking bad.

by Maurice April 27, 2004

Protein Fart

A deadly type of flatulence, occurring when an individual has an overuse of steroids or protein.

It is actually documented on Canadian Biological Containment Registry (CBCR) that these farts are a biological and nucleur threat and those that inhale this deadly substance will become a zombie or piece of brocoli.

PRO-TEEN FAH-ARTT
(NOUN)

Paulo: Yo fucking Luke let a fucking protein fart the other day...
Nick: DAYUUMM! Did you------
Paulo: Yea, I got the vaccine. Matt's dad actually gave me the shot
Nick: Fucking guy... Bet hes still on those roids...
Paulo: Aiight lets go to the docks
Nick: ROFLCOPTER!

by DJ Paulojustownedyourass April 3, 2009

protein enima

to splooge in a partner's anus

Ron Jeremy gave dat ho a protein enima!

by badadam75 April 7, 2005