prostate

1) The male gland situated next to the colon that is responsible for semen production.

2) The Tire Kingdom Southeast Regional Manager who is a completely incompetent boob and has no respect whatsoever for his employees.

1) Excuse me if I'm walking funny today, my girlfriend tickled my prostate last night.

2) Prostate came down from the central office today and tried to throw his weight around, and ended up just leaving a mess behind him.

by TKEmployee January 6, 2007

your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.

john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"

by niggman star33 October 4, 2011

Probot

A brilliant old-school metal project created by the collest guy in the world, Dave Grohl who has worked on his own awsome band Foo Fighters and drummed for Nirvana, Queens Of The Stone Age, Nine Inch Nails, Tenacious D and Cat Power along with others. It features many metal legends, most notably Lemmy of Motorhead. It also has one of the coolest CD covers I have ever seen in my life.

"Dave Grohl can do goddamn anything, and Probot proves that!"

by holden the diabolical May 11, 2006

penis probation

a word started when a group of girls got fed up w/ their men's behavior therefore set out to punish them! That's right! No hj's, no bj's, and definetly no sex for you fellas! Not gonna happen! Not tonight, not for the next 25 yrs of your lives!! Jk...it's been proven the girls are the ones that seem to cave in on their own rule b/c we're so deprived....

He didn't call me for 3 weeks, Mandy! That's aight..just put him on penis probation!

by FeD Up June 27, 2004

probation

Set amount of time for some reason.

Usually set with a FELONY COMMITTED BY A MINOR

by Larstait November 6, 2003

prost-a-tot

A child entrant in to some type of regional "beauty" pageant.

The poor child had no idea that entering Kentucky's Little Miss Pageant made her nothing more than a prost-a-tot to fill a gaping hole in her desperate mother's self-esteem.

by jesshtx August 28, 2006

probs

shorthand version on probably

person 1: are you going home tonight? person 2: probs!

by skatman May 25, 2003