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Cupcake Professional

A person who is wildly incompetent at their job but tries to make up for it by acting/dressing cute
Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?

She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.
by Come on meow November 23, 2014
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Reasonably Professional

Completion of a task or project at an minimally acceptable, but not stellar, level.

Often because of external factors or other's contributions which directly impact your ability to complete the task, but are outside of your control.
Joe: How did the report turn out?

Ted: Well we never got the final numbers from Jason's team, but we were able to put something reasonably professional together at the last minute.
by Murkalurk84 March 28, 2016
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Euphemism for a grade A fuckup that gets you sued. Specifically used by Ashley Hall School.
Anne: We just sent out all our students' medical records to the entire school community. Is that legal?

Jill: I'm pretty sure that violates both FERPA and HIPAA at the same time. What an inadvertent professional error.

Anne: God I hope we're insured.
by ChangingTime August 28, 2017
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synthetic and professional

something Looks neat/ beautiful and keeping up to professionalism
like and Architectural Portfolio is synthetic and professional
by BK_EmpireState September 23, 2013
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professionality

a combination of professionalism and personality used typically in a work-setting to describe a person who works hard but also shows other fun/pleasing aspects of their character
She's a great candidate anyway but her professionality is really what got her the job!
by jackskay26 March 17, 2009
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professionalc

Describes a person who spends or spent very much time and money to become a true expert in alcoholic matters by drinking a lot and bringing in his whole health for science. Usually a professionalc invests his income in beer, whiskey and other liquids.
wife: 'Oh no, my hubby ordered another pint. Soon he's gonna be a professionalc.'
friend:'He does what he can for his studies.'
hubby:' brrrrrrrrrrppp'
by boyfysauty September 4, 2006
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professional whistler

Someone who likes to whistle random tunes at random times to avoid the fact that they cannot sing as good.
Just like King Julian, Ashley has taken on being a professional whistler. He can practise at any time, in any place and still know his girlfriend, Monica thinks the effort is adorable!
by ash's_angel August 13, 2010
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