Big sis present

AirPods are what big sisters deserve ,they NEED airpods

Big sis present has to be AirPods.

by Yhhh1737 May 16, 2022

dutch present

a present your boyfriend gives you that you can both share but only he will enjoy

" oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"

by climatejames November 16, 2016

signal present

A gift that is given, not in order to bless the recipient but to serve the giver's own benefit.
For example a train signal gifted that a child gifts to his mother which is of no use to her but works perfectly with his own train set. Therefore, he uses the train signal for himself while still appearing to be generous.

That hoodie she got him was more of a signal present since she's the one wearing it.

by It's illegal don't do it November 13, 2023

PowerPoint Presentation

A media object, usually a videogame, that runs incredibly slow.

Person1s Macbook loaded Minecraft, only to have it run like a PowerPoint Presentation.

by buddy retard July 16, 2020

homie present day

buy ur homie a present on 4/3 if your rlly homies with him

did you buy your homie a present ? It’s homie present day !

by jiagg April 3, 2023

State Dependant Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 14, 2013

Swedish Birthday Present

Sending your friend a tastefully done nude pic or video for their birthday. Traditional gifts include fully nude pics, titty pics and dick pics. Contemporary gifts include pussy pics, ass pics, nut videos, bean flicks, and squirt shots.

What are you getting Joe for his birthday? Already sent him a Swedish birthday present, a fresh out the shower nude this morning.

by HaroldJugger June 24, 2025