Preemptive Sex

Preemptive sex is the act of having sex with someone before they realize they want to have sex with you. Its something that you do to someone, similar to "SUPRISE BUTTSECKS." This is a broader defintion that encompasses both anal intercourse and vaginal intercourse. This is NOT considered rape, as the person will eventually consent, just not before you have sex with them.

"Dude im totally gonna have preemptive sex with Jane tonight, she'll want it next week im sure.

by JIMYBUFFT September 15, 2009

Preemo

A nickname for the hip hop producer: "DJ Premier"

"Damn son, u heard Preemo on dis new Evidence track??"

by supwitchamoms September 22, 2011

Prem

a male who attracts many females, also knows as a stud or a G

look at that prem over there with those girls

by dudeknowswhatheistalkingabout August 11, 2008

premature ejaculation

Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.

Rocker 1:
*tilts guitar a bit*
"GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen."

Rest of band:
"C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."

by mr.grey January 21, 2009

Prehormonalcunnilingusitis

One whose loins burn for those of under the age of 13.

This 49 year old male has the Prehormonalcunnilingusitis for Sarah, by the way she's in grade 7.

by Marcio Sargento June 18, 2007

premature clapulation

You are so intrigued by a performance, more so than your fellow audience, that you feel the need to applaud before everyone else. Usually no one else joins in clapping.

During super bowl 38 Janet Jackson's nipple slip cause extreme premature clapulation.

by BrennanChoo July 5, 2008

preheat

A term used to denote one's intention of smoking weed before an activity or attending a public event. It may also imply that the smoking takes place in an enclosed area.

Hey, do you wanna preheat before we go see Alice in Wonderland?

by crazynorw3gian December 8, 2010