ponered

To have poked someone with a boner (a mix between poked and boner).
Occures in situations when someone has an erection and is close with another person.

Me and her were having some RMs (random makeouts), when I ponered her.

by NickGe March 1, 2007

Powdered Donut

After having been at a race/outdoor concert/hunting/other event where you have not showered for several days and your gear begins to get funky you apply baby powder to the front and back. Then you find a willing partner to eat your ass resulting in a ring resembling a powdered donut on their mouth.

Friend 1: Man that was a great race but I'm ready for a shower.
Friend 2: Hell yeah I found some skank to toss me off and left her with a powdered donut.

by T. Stewart January 18, 2009

Powerdump

To squat down and allow the fecal matter to come out of your ass.

To clean the colon.

Did you see Dave on tv last week? No what happened? Dave came out, squatted down and took a massive powerdump all over the place.

by ducknukem2999 December 17, 2008

powdered donut

When you sprinkle powdered sugar (artificial sweetener if your a diabetic), or cocaine around your partner's ass hole and proceed to lick and suck it off before penetration.

Since I was hungry and horny my wife decided to give me a powdered donut. It hit the spot just right.

by Tricky T November 6, 2007

Powdered Donut

The act of suffocating a gopher between two bodies (preferably one male and one female) mid-coitus and once said rodent has expired, shaving the sucker clean. The gopher is subsequently ejaculated on, covered in the jizz and rolled in freshly powdered cocaine. Finally the female is sodomized with the gopher.

"Yo girl! What be that white stuff on your legs?"
"Oh. That just be some nose candy. My mac daddy gave me the ol' Powdered Donut last night. I really like it."

by Sans dot! March 19, 2009

powdered donuts

what becomes of the corn starch you shoved down your crotch at the end of a very hot and humid day

Man its so freakin hot outside i was flinging powdered donuts on my wall when i got home last night!

by repoman71 July 25, 2015

Powdered Donut

After ejaculation, the semen(cum) is allowed to run down the shaft of the penis and onto the balls. Where it dries. Leaving a dry, flacky, white coat.

"I had to rush to jackoff this morning and I couldn't clean up, now I got a powdered donut."

by Treble June 16, 2003