keylime possum

A strippers Musky virgina after an entire shift of vigorous pole dancing and excessive sweating that has been unsuccessfully covered up with an extra douse of French hooker perfum resulting in a sweet but excessively tangy smell

Damn Russ that girl's got one hell of a keylime possum.

That smells like a keylime possum.

by Window licker February 12, 2014

First Possum

The Kenyan Beaver.

Barack says Michelle is the first Possum he ever ate.

by Rhotundra July 28, 2011

possum hollow

A place in Western PA, just outside Wampum

as a kid i once lived in Possum Hollow

by ChuckisIrish September 21, 2017

Schrodinger's Possum

A Possum seen on the Side of the Road or on the Road laying down , and it is to be presumed untill further investigation that the Possum is neither living or Dead

"Oh look it's a Schrodinger's Possum!"

"Yep"

by SinnyBinny81 November 12, 2020

sand possum

A possum that lives in the sand. Very ornery, very indignant, and overall mischievous. Has a long, fluffy tail.

Look over there! There's a sand possum scrounging around looking for corn.

by cornbear June 27, 2017

Feeding the Possums

The act of taking a big shit. Something a possum would eat. Possums eat anything. Seriously.

Honey:"What's taking so long dear?"

Dear:"I'll be there in a minute Honey, I'm feeding the possums!"

by Darkmatter65 May 15, 2010

park the possum

A term for having sex

He just looks as her as a place to park the possum.

by Sandylove June 17, 2021