im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

Every single comment on cursed videos

Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

poopie

I photo taken of ones self while taking a shit, usually of the face being made during the pushing process.

I wish I didn't ask my girlfriend what takes her so long in the bathroom because she sent me a poopie.

by theallfather June 25, 2014

Poopsicle

Like a popsicle, but made of poop.

Thats one tasty poopsicle!

by MadLogic July 30, 2003

pooping in the periwinkle

When a man or woman of unexceptional beauty and grace sleeps with someone far above themselves in physical attractiveness or social standing.

Can you believe our friend--a total slob and blunderbuss, by the way--slept with that extremely intelligent supermodel? He was totally pooping in the periwinkle if you know what I mean.

by casey lazerz August 15, 2007

Poopin 'it

1.blowing off completing constructive or important tasks in order to lazily mope through the day
2.fuckin women without a rubber

"Yea, I ditched the quiz in class today and was poopin 'it all night on Halo 3 in Team Control"

"Dude, I was poopin 'it hard with that exchange student from Sri Lanka!"

by Humby October 7, 2009

poopie face

the name used for someone you have a crush on, if you dont want them to know you like him

person 1: ohh look its poopie face!

person 2: dude hes so hot!

poopie face: hey wassap?

person 2: nothing, poopie face!

person 1: yeah, poopie face!

poopie face: haha whats up with the poopie face thing?

person 1: nothing, poopie face *walks off with person 2*

by emikoooooooooo August 24, 2007

no wipe poopie

A no wipe poopie describes a situation in which a person takes a massive shit, yet the anus leaves nothing on the toilet paper after wiping.

Man I just fell victim to the no wipe poopie

by cunt muscle July 26, 2006