A Plastic John, sometimes shortened to PJ, describes any individual who's grasp of the English language and conversation skills are limited to the constant repetition of the same sentence over and over and over until all you want to do is push sharp objects into your ears. They feign intelligence but their social and verbals skill give them away.
"Hi Plastic John, how are you?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"What did you do today PJ?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"You pick a topic of conversation then" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"What did you do today PJ?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"You pick a topic of conversation then" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
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EA: Shit.
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Dude 2: Yah, bro. We both passed out afterwards. I even gave her a golden plunger this morning and did her in the wet spot.
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