piper hannon

piper Hannon is quite an amazing human. she lives far away and is a musty crusty boarder who reeks like curry and eggplant. she is in love with papas and a good old curtain bang gets her going crazy. she used to have red hair! but no more (papa enjoyed that ranganess 😜👌👈) big girl Hannon most typically goes by olive pip and if you call her anything other than that, she will fart in her face

"holy fuck that chick is so hot"
"yeah ik its that homewrecker piper hannon"

by ilikecool6930 August 30, 2022

Piper Arnold

the best sister in the world

-Melody Arnold

Piper Arnold is the best sister ever

by theboss445667890 March 2, 2019

piper chapman

The main character in the series orange is the new black Lesbian And Heterosexual

Omg my dog is a Piper Chapman

by THE ANONINIBIMUOUSE February 28, 2017

bag piper

1. One who engages in oral sex with a male.
2. One who engages in oral sex with a male while at the same time humming simultaneously

The origins of this word come from Sean and Joe, taken from the original Middle English word bage pipiere. It is said this way because the male anatomy can be compared to a bag pipe.

1. Steve is a fuckin bag piper.
2. Last night I was hanging out with that girl, and she totally bag piped me.
3. She was bag piping so hard last night that she got the "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my wang.

by pseudonym May 13, 2005

Gavin Piper

A whiny little “future marine” that can’t take a joke and hates his life. He has threatened to shoot up his school multiple times and claims that he will kill everyone. He is a mondo cunt waffle and his mom wants him to get the fuck out of her house and to find the chromosome that he is missing.

Gavin Piper threatened to shoot me to day so I said he was a lactating tiny penis bitch and he cried and ran away.

by THEBIGONEBOI January 17, 2019

piper joe

(Australian slang) used in reference to the act of or process of smoking a cone/bowl through a bong, pipe or other apparatus.

Erh, that one had a bit of zing in it. Want another piper joe before I pack this shit up?

by Yggdrasil April 8, 2008

bag piper

A man who has unwanted sex with his undesirable wife out of duty. ie lays his pipe into a "bag"

Jimmy has to leave the bar early. Fat Marcy called and said he better get home and give her some luvin' or she'll divorce him and take the house. He's such a bag piper.

by wordforger69 February 20, 2010