Phoenix Fanatic

Amazingly popular fanfiction writer. Author of Maximum Ride fanfic Diary of a Lovesick Mutant which has amassed almost 7,000 reviews on fanfiction.net and is the most popular in the genre. Reknowned for her love of Bacon, Lady Gaga and Alpaca's.
Person 1: OH MY BACON PHOENIX FANATIC HAS POSTED A NEW CHAPTER!!!
Person 2: I KNOW, IT'S SOO FUNNY!!!!!
by Nudge-the-penguin November 12, 2010
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Bleeding Phoenix

A sexual maneuver in which, when close to climax, one slits the throat of his/her partner and the proceeds to light him/her on fire.
Jesus, does anyone actually do these things, like the bleeding phoenix?
by DJ Casper August 21, 2007
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Phoenix Kovacs

A massive, disgusting beast that is almost humanoid in appearance. With it's limited mental facilities, this creature is in Pre Algebra.
What did you in Pre Algebra today?
I couldn't see what the teacher was doing, because Phoenix Kovacs' massiveness was in the way.
by I Am The One True God March 12, 2016
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Wet phoenix

After Fucking a girl you take the condom off and put it back on inside out and fuck her again.
If you run out condoms tonight just pull a wet phoenix.
by Lumbergh February 19, 2005
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Joaquin Phoenix

A really wicked awesome man who's in movies. Such as The Villiage, Signs, Ladder 49, Buffalo Soldiers, etc. He's extremely talented and a wonderful actor.
Girl: Hey, did you see Joaquin Phoenix in that new movie?.....He's so hot!
Me: No man, he's totally wicked....
by the_pizza_lady July 23, 2005
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Phoenix Virus

An airborne virus that attaches itself to the rage receptors of the brain. It makes a normal individual get ungodly crunk and break anything and everything within 13 feet. Bud Ice may influence and encourage this virus. Although there are no known cures to this affliction it must be combated with alcohol, withdrawal from alcohol may increase the viruses capabilities and left alone for long enough it will destroy the host.
"Man I'm Ragin' lets break some ceiling tiles"
"No Don't do that its just the Phoenix virus talking."
by Nick the virus Teabags April 01, 2008
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Phoenix Farrell

The poor neglected bass player of Linkin Park while the rest (mainly Chester and Mike) is shining in the light.

Has a lovely cap and bass guitar.
Real name is David.
Phoenix Farrell talks about what fans say to him during live shows: "Oh my God! Phoenix! Phoenix! Where's Chester?"

"Kids, Bass players have feelings too"
by J.Hybrid February 08, 2007
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