by Light Joker October 26, 2005
Get the fox pawmug. The named ascribed to a mythical creature which is behind all bad things that happen to you in the country of Pakistan. The Monkey Paw is a common urban legend for which locals place blame on for issues ranging from food poisioning to problems with local authorities to running out of hot water at the crappy house you live in. Bottom line? It's freaking everywhere!
Boy did I really get sick last night; the freaking Monkey Paw just reached up and grabbed my colon. The Money Paw snagged me last night as I passed through Customs... I didn't know alcohol was illegal! Its like The Monkey Paw just pushes cars on to the wrong side of the road in this country!
by kukotraveler October 18, 2012
Get the The Monkey Pawmug. by There's only one Lady in my li July 27, 2022
Get the Lighter of pawmug. A man with loose wrists, who use them expressivly while speaking in a flamboyant manner. A common, stereotypical trait of homosexual men.
Also a semi common trait among unmanly heterosexual beta males.
Also a semi common trait among unmanly heterosexual beta males.
by Billy Mayes III May 11, 2018
Get the fag pawmug. The aft of corralling the stank of one's flatulence into the cup of one's hand to then offer to a nearby dog, cat, bitch, etc... Similar to dutch oven mitt but more for dogs, as they love it!
by ReverendOlaf December 30, 2011
Get the Farty Pawmug. The man’s version of the infamous “camel toe”. When a man’s underwear/pants/shorts are so tight they leave a noticeable “print” in the crotch.
“Dan, what are you looking at?”
“That guys pants are so tight he’s got a wolf paw... it’s like a train wreck, I don’t wanna see it, but I can’t look away.”
“That guys pants are so tight he’s got a wolf paw... it’s like a train wreck, I don’t wanna see it, but I can’t look away.”
by Mattg1986 April 15, 2021
Get the wolf pawmug. When you are on your period during the full moon—- you grow your legs into kicker paws aka dog back legs because you have to run quick to get food
by OnlyBS October 24, 2019
Get the Kicker pawsmug.