Peter Parker

The greatest and cutest cinnamon bun in the Marvel Universe, he is a innocent child. He is also known as Spiderman and Tony Stark's child.

Tony Stark: I am your father.

Peter Parker: Sweet.

Tony Stark: LOOK AT MY SON PRIDE IS NOT THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR THERE IS SO MUCH MORE

Peter Parker: ......Hell yeeeh

by That_Bitch_XD June 12, 2018

Dirty Parker

The act of splitting a girl in half with your gargantuan horse cock

“You look a little sore, what happened to you last night?

“Oh nothing my boyfriend gave me a dirty Parker last night”

by theemoone182 April 4, 2020

Parker girl

Parker is the “it” girl everyone wants to be or be with. Although Parker seems like she would be rude, she is actually the sweetest girl out there with a big personality. Parker knows how to make the whole room laugh. A Parker can get any guy she wants due to her ridiculous looks and her crazy good flirting skills. Parkers, however, find themselves enjoying smaller things like going to a movie or just chilling at home. A Parker will surround herself with good and positive people only. If you have a Parker in your life, you will find yourself constantly laughing and smiling around her.

Guy 1: Damn did you see Parker tonight?
Girl 1: Yeah she is beautiful I want to be her!

Parker girl- A genuine, loving, and supportive person you would be extremely lucky to have in your life.

by just some city kid July 9, 2018

Girl Parker

Girl Parker’s are the kindest girls you will ever meet. They accept everyone, and try their best to be nice even though it may be hard sometimes. They are stunning no matter what color hair, eyes, skin, etc. they may have. They are usually athletic, and are the loyalist friend you could ask for. They put your feelings and problems before theirs. Even though they may put your needs first however, they do have feelings that they want to talk about, but want you to approach them about them first. They aren’t upfront about feelings very often and always try their best to stay happy. They are loud and crazy around their friends and newcomers and love to laugh!

Dude, that Girl Parker is so nice to me and always has a smile on her face!

by Allthehandlesweretaken October 24, 2018

yard parkers

Simple minded rednecks who insist on parking their diesel vehicles on their lawns.

Hey you yard parkers you, did you park the truck on the front lawn again? Hell yes!

by mikeyhonda1 March 30, 2011

Kai Parker

Kai Parker is hot. He is a sociopath BUT WHO CARES?! Not me. He can make any girl horny, including me.

Tvd fan- Who’s your favorite tvd character?

Tvd elite fan- KAI FUCKING PARKER l!!
Kai Parker is daddy

Kai Parker is daddy
Kai Parker is daddy
Kai Parker is daddy

by Ashlyn84 April 9, 2021

Tom Parker

One fith of The Wanted (the most awesomest lad-band in the UK) Tom is a joker and is very rock and roll!

He has gorgeous fluffy hair and beautiful eyes but has the tendency to prank...

He's from up north and that shows... Bad or good thing? ;)

Me: Did you see this weeks Wanted Wednesday?
Friend: Yeah! Wasn't that such a Tom Parker thing to do!?
Me: Well... That's Tom for ya!

by Erisdar November 5, 2012