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Pastry Bag

A manuever in which a tube sock (or any sock for that matter) is ejaculated into by a group of men and is then it's contents are squeezed out of the tip into a girl's or girls mouth/s.

The sock is meant to act as the "pastry bag," and it's contents the icing.
A pastry bag is like a bukkake, but with a sock.
by El Diablo Maximus January 23, 2007
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Gwenyth Paltrow

a fantabulous young actress, who's films continue to show her growth. also*, a woman who's fashion is often copied and imitated for seasons.
Q :who's that pretty blond actress in "Sylvia" ??
A : Gwenyth Paltrow
by amykimm May 2, 2005
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Patryk

Hes a big douche and i dont like him
Wow i hate Patryk
by Definelty not joahannes November 2, 2020
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danish pastry

A danish pastry entails putting one's nose right in your creviss (ass crack), and then farting whilst they breathe in. Best results are achieved when the other person is half asleep, thus shocking them into waking up.
Jordan: Duuuuude, I totally gave Nikki a danish pastry last night!

Alex: Sweeeet. Did you get her right up your creviss?

Jordan: Yeah, dude. RIGHT up.
by jayjay230 May 22, 2008
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Pastry Pirate

Any person who takes great pleasure in one of the following acts to another person's pastry...either by penetrating with fingers or another part of the body, or by throwing at a wall at mach-3 to implode it. This person's malicious intent to defile your precious pastries, and his indulgance for piligining your innocent desires for one bite of your chocolate muffin make this individual a pastry pirate!
Boy that Sgt Lowe is sure one hell of a pastry pirate!
by Muzz7297 October 9, 2008
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Cock Pantry

The asshole. Also, cock crisper.
When she's done eating the cock, he puts it in her 'cock pantry'.
by Big Rex 3000 October 5, 2003
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Gwyneth Paltrow

Guy 1: Hey man you know Gwyneth Paltrow?
Guy 2: Yeah... why?
Guy 1: She got naked in Shakespear in Love.
Guy 2: I love MILFs!
by Mr. Birdy April 9, 2011
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