I've got 200 followers, I guess I'm a professional shitposter now, just like @nuggetofdoom who is the creator of the term professional shitposter and you should definitely follow them.
by Follow@nuggetofdoom June 29, 2019
LinkedIn recruiter: Hi! I came across your profile and thought you’d be great for this role.
Me: Please don’t have a professional wank over me
Me: Please don’t have a professional wank over me
by antlizard March 01, 2021
A euphemism for mental health services, implying that mental health services are shameful and should be kept a secret. Also, in a country like the United States, which values the physically active, the tangible, metrics, and all and only that which can be seen and measured, the legitimacy of a group of professionals who sit on their butts all day listening to people bitch and moan has to be questioned.
-Did you hear about Mike? He's all kinds of messed up since getting out of the service: homeless, drugs and alcohol, divorced, all that.
-Yeah, I feel bad cause bro got hit by shrapnel. Still, I think maybe he needs professional help.
-... ... ... So, you gonna tell him he needs professional help?
-Hell no.
-Yeah, hell no...
-Maybe give him some space, right?
-Yeah, he's got is war buddies, right? Maybe he's turned into some kinda psycho.
-Yeah, let's just give him some space, bro. It's cool. He'll be fine.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
-Yeah, I feel bad cause bro got hit by shrapnel. Still, I think maybe he needs professional help.
-... ... ... So, you gonna tell him he needs professional help?
-Hell no.
-Yeah, hell no...
-Maybe give him some space, right?
-Yeah, he's got is war buddies, right? Maybe he's turned into some kinda psycho.
-Yeah, let's just give him some space, bro. It's cool. He'll be fine.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022
(n.) -- a person who works from his or her home, often lounging around in pajamas all day or putting on some informal clothes as the day goes on.
"My brother in Alaska has become a certified pajama professional now; he makes a nice living from his home office and never has to wear a suit and tie anymore. I love it!"
Overheard at a watercooler in Seattle on October 25, 2009
Overheard at a watercooler in Seattle on October 25, 2009
by PRwiz101 October 29, 2009
When professionals aren't hide for their skill but for political reasons of power, wealth, property and prestige.
The United Nations is run by a bunch of people who are into professional incest because they each think political aspirations are more more important than genuine human suffering.
by Awkward Life Subjects defined October 30, 2021
When a woman subtly displays or draws attention to her cleavage in order to benefit in a professional setting.
by wolfpack16 March 15, 2011
Its meaning comes from the combination of two words, amateur and professional. Other way of saying ‘Beginner’s luck’.
by yoshi_drinks_tea June 13, 2020