Politician

A coakroach that has devolved enough to be able to lie its way out of anything.

I walked into my friends kitchen, and saw the politicians scurrying to the base of the fridge.

by GoodBear1974 July 20, 2024

As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is

A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.

by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024

politician

Dishonest, stanky, ugly old white men

Stop being such a ducking politician!

by notjoebiden March 6, 2023

Kill All The Politicians

THAT is why they are doing it. Covid-19 is likely their plan for when they think the public has turned on them. This is them torturing a dissident after they shut down the country to save their own hides, did nothing to protect your kids, stole from me, collapsed the economy. They are not laughing at ME. They are laugh at YOU. Because you are completely powerless to stop them from doing ANYTHING. You can't sway them. Oh hey, look at that! 2 senators just got murdered in their own home... And their names are the same as my parents...

Hym "They responded to the wrong threat. They mounted a campaign to get the rape porn off the internet though didn't they? They shut down the site to stop me from spouting the Anti-Semitism didn't they? And then they CLEARLY colluded with the media to do this to ME didn't they? And here I sit as they try to erase me from history. 'Kill all the politicians' is why I'm sitting here. Not 'I'll murder your kids.' Not 'People are manufacturing the symptoms of schizophrenia around people.' They sat through hundreds of movies and shows about me but they did not lift a single finger to stop what is happening to me. And they won't lift a finger to stop it from happening to you."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

The Politician

a sex position;

The female is in the reverse cowgirl position except both his and her legs are criss crossed. All foundations are crooked similar to politicians.

Johnny's bend in his Johnny made had Lesley shaking during the politician.

by Jake&ace March 23, 2024