Pedro speak

When pedro types on facebook and nothing makes sense

Pedro speak

I remember I got lost going around the school I couldn't get groom the pool to the the auditorium. That takes REAL skill

It was like my first week in games bay

Translation
I remember i got lost going around the school. I couldn't get from the pool to the auditorium. That takes real skill.

It was my first week in hawkes bay

by Urmadasofat June 16, 2010

Pedro and Clyde

The ultimate crim fighting duo. Pedro being born on the Mexican American Border to illegal imigrants. His parents were shocked when he was born with a wrestling mask already attached to his face. Screaming they left him there. A young american couple picked him up and he was brought up as their own. A year later the american couple ( who cannot be named for safety reasons) gave birth to Clyde Meyer. pedro and clyde grew up together in the sleepy town of mexico city (sleepier in 1955) Together they decided to rid the city of evil and became vigilanty fighters.

Oh shit pedro and clyde!!!!

by rodreguiz January 27, 2009

Pedro pascal

An extremely delicious man who I want so badly

Oh my god have you seen that Pedro pascal edit? Yeah he’s so yummy

by Lillyballslovespedro October 20, 2023

Pedro syndrome

Thinking that Pedro Pascal is a good looking man or wanting to have sex with him.

Liv u have Pedro syndrome again, stop thinking about him pls

by Tasteeee November 26, 2020

Pedro Mango

A type of marijuana, grass, weed etc.

"Hey man, you want some of that Pedro Mango."

by mikeytopf December 23, 2007

san pedro

"san pedro" (Trichocereus pachanoi) is a "dangerous" visionary drink. that's a famous cactus extract from mexico, peru, bolivia and ecuador. its used to shaman rituals to get relaxed.

san pedro gets me to find myself... ritual

by cheecheeng April 15, 2006

Pedro Mexico

The name given to mexican stalkers that one might find lurking in the dark corners of Pendleton College, and perhaps Bolton University, unless it decides to stalk its classmates to Salford uni, in which case they shall be thinking 'FML'.

Socially awkward, usually asks 'are you ok?' repeatedly even though you just told it you was fine 30 seconds ago.
Other quotes 'who do we have today'
'what time do we finish today'
'eep'

It also wears the same clothes every single day.

Usually having a conversation with it makes one think you're high because one is like 'what tha fuck'

Doesn't know how an ipod works.

If one finds Pedro Mexico has a romantic partner, chances are the poor thing is about to be pushed under a bus of kept hostage (see: Please Dont Leave Me - Pink).

Resembles Sevurus Snape.

Bullshitter.

Is that Snape from Harry Potter?' 'No, its just Pedro Mexico

by pepsi nivea ipod dock March 24, 2011