Pansexual

Pansexual is where you are physically and mentally attracted to frying pans.

“That pan made me pansexual because of how hot and round the edges are.”

by Only correct ones here August 7, 2021

pansexual

being attracted (physically, emotionally, sexually) to someone regardless of their gender (genitals). although not based on gender an attraction felt by someone who is pansexual can be of purely physical nature, and is not only reliant on emotional compatibility.

friend: hey are you into guys or girls?

me: i’m pansexual, if the attraction is there it’s there man
enlightened friend: damn that’s pretty cool man

by freedrickbhogtrotter August 19, 2020

Pansexual

Me. The preferance of "yes". A mystical teddy bear that is "gender-blind" and could not give two fucks about how u identify or whats in ur pants if they love u. NOT THE SAME AS BI. I can't fall in love with anyone, u thot u are living proof of that. And no i am not in a relationship with any of your kitchen supplies, we are just friends. I personally may be a blue haired emo but not all pan people are. And i would NEVER fuck a zebra, dog , corpse or any of the other things you guys keep saying i would. Im not made up and i dont think im better than anyone. im not a whore who would fuck anything that is possible to fuck. the fucking pans thing is getting old. im tired of hearing bullshit about me being a slut that has no selfcontrol that is actually bi/lesbian but ashamed of it. all the things u r saying are disgusting and apparently fucking retards are allowed to post whatever the fuck they want on here.

Everyone who has posted about pansexuals fucking corpses:hi
Pansexual: GO FUCK YOURSELF I ALREADY KNOW IM NOT A FUCKING SNOWFLAKE BECAUSE THERE ARE PLENTY OF PAN PEOPLE OUT THERE AND IM CERTAINLY NOT A WHORE BECAUSE I DONT REALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT UR BODILY FEATURES I JUST CARE ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY AND YOU SPECIFICALLY ARE A RETARDED ASSHOLE!

by no_thanks_boi December 16, 2019

Pansexual

Anyone who is sexually attracted to pans.

Person A: Why won’t you do the dishes?
Person B: I’m Pansexual, it always turns me on

by Brushyourteethdaily March 24, 2020

Pansexual

A person who can love any gender do to what is on the inside other than what kind of part they have. They fall in love with souls not genders.

Sarah: What type of person are you in to?
Eli: I’m pansexual so I love all genders but I find soul over body part.

by Iamyourgirlfriendlol June 30, 2020

pansexual

Bi-sexual people who almost always remarkably look like Peter-pan and choose other Peter-pan look-alikes to have sex with. This may or may not occur in large groups which most closely resembles and gathering of woodland elves in heat.

They reject the binary trappings of life that brought us such trivial notions such as computers and the internet.

My girlfriend just told me she's pansexual and I asked her what that meant. She said "We define labels. Labels do not define us.” To which I said, "but you just told me you're pansexual?"

by DM2954 October 15, 2015

Pansexual

Someone who only has sex with frying pans.

Dunkey - "This girl is a pansexual, she only has sex with frying pans"

by Dark616 July 17, 2015