P.I.L.F.

Priest I'd Like to Fuck

An internationally known Catholic priest sometimes called "Father Oprah" has been removed from his posts in Florida after published photos showed that the P.I.L.F. was lying down bare-chested in an embrace with a woman on a beach.

by mssheen13 May 6, 2009

L.U.P.O.S.

(loo-pus) n - Abbreviated form for Lazy, Useless, Piece of Shit.

Ernest is such a L.U.P.O.S., all he does is sleep all day.

by The Nuthouse Gang October 10, 2006

L.A.P.D.

Large Ass Pelvis Destroyer.

-An overweight female that would destroy your pelvis if she had sex with you.

I just hooked up with an L.A.P.D. and now i wont be able to walk in weeks.

by coomey January 17, 2011

L my P

For all those ladies who like their pussy licked....just kindly ask your beau to L your P!

Hey you! Cock with a wallet....l my p or I will bite your dick off!

by Jill 'the Hammer' Shapiro June 25, 2007

F.L.A.P.

"The Freedom Loving Alcoholics Party." The political arm of the more militant right-wing group S.H.L.F. F.L.A.P. is committed to the creation of an intellectual consensus against sitting inside all weekend and never going out. Less concerned with Steve's house per se, F.L.A.P. is opposed to a more global problem: being a douche bag and not going out on the weekend.

Yeah, I'm a member of F.L.A.P. but not the S.H.L.F. because they went a little overboard with the whole Tiffy kidnapping/Yak-a-black decapitation thing.

by S.H.L.F May 8, 2005

F.L.A.P.

Acronym for Feeling Like A Player.

When you are working two or more people at one time you should be F.L.A.P.ing

by lmafohehe September 24, 2011

C.L.O.P.

Acronym-(Car Load Of Pussy: CLOP -pronounced as one word) used to describe a vehicle of some sort near loaded with fair to very attractive females on the prowl. Used to save conversation time with the intention of getting everyone eyes on..

Hey Jaybird, look at that C.L.O.P.

by HardyHar1 April 1, 2011