by pizzaracks October 13, 2020
by pizzaracks October 13, 2020
Opposite Day. This day falls on: September 26, where you can say what ever you want, but it mean the opposite.
You: “hey wanna go on a bike ride?”
Sister: “no”
You: “so you do?”
Sister: “NO”
You: “but it’s Opposite Day!”
Sister : “fine let’s go”
Sister; *goes on bike ride with you*
Sister: “no”
You: “so you do?”
Sister: “NO”
You: “but it’s Opposite Day!”
Sister : “fine let’s go”
Sister; *goes on bike ride with you*
by GabeDuncan September 26, 2021
“Opposite Day, also called Backwards Day, is a game usually played by children. The game begins when someone declares that it is "opposite day” On Opposite Day, everything is the opposite of what it usually is.”
Every year: April 21
Every year: April 21
Everything is opposite no matter what
Person 1: Can i fuck your cat?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really meant was yes)
Person 1: Is today opposite day?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really means is yes)
Person 1: Can i fuck your cat?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really meant was yes)
Person 1: Is today opposite day?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really means is yes)
by Dj J wit da beats April 21, 2018
by T4nda07 September 03, 2022
CLEARANCE LEVEL 6 REQUESTED
ACCEPTED
ENTER LOG
Containment risk:
Keter
Description:
Opposite day is a paradoxical phenomenon where everything that exist is inverted to a sort of countered self. So every color would be inverted, the flow of time would be inverted, etcetera. Any notion towards an object with opposite day will mean that the concept will have permanently been altered. It is currently unknown how many concepts have been switched to current day knowledge.
Containment procedures:
Do not utilize the phrase "Opposite day" in any serious conversation. Utilizing the phrase with understanding of it's thaumaturgical powers should be immediately counteracted with the "Opposite day" to cancel out it's potential effects.
Addendum 1
8/17/1959
A terrorist impersonating American President Dwight E. Eisenhower utilizes the Opposite day phenomenon to cause chaos. Mild destruction caused.
Suspected inversions:
-The color of cashews
-The color of Saturn's northern hexagon formation
-A suspiciously high amount of school holidays
END LOG
ACCEPTED
ENTER LOG
Containment risk:
Keter
Description:
Opposite day is a paradoxical phenomenon where everything that exist is inverted to a sort of countered self. So every color would be inverted, the flow of time would be inverted, etcetera. Any notion towards an object with opposite day will mean that the concept will have permanently been altered. It is currently unknown how many concepts have been switched to current day knowledge.
Containment procedures:
Do not utilize the phrase "Opposite day" in any serious conversation. Utilizing the phrase with understanding of it's thaumaturgical powers should be immediately counteracted with the "Opposite day" to cancel out it's potential effects.
Addendum 1
8/17/1959
A terrorist impersonating American President Dwight E. Eisenhower utilizes the Opposite day phenomenon to cause chaos. Mild destruction caused.
Suspected inversions:
-The color of cashews
-The color of Saturn's northern hexagon formation
-A suspiciously high amount of school holidays
END LOG
Michael(9): "There's no school. It's opposite day!"
Sarah(31): "Well then Opposite day to whatever you just said.. You are going to school young man."
Sarah(31): "Well then Opposite day to whatever you just said.. You are going to school young man."
by noteast July 03, 2023