Off the muscle

Everything that I have is all because of my hard work and dedication. A self made individual

This is all off the muscle ain’t nobody gave me shit

by Ayarnyc August 30, 2023

Cyber Muscles

Figurative "muscles" hard ass people have online. Usually used by someone who tries to talk shit and get in fights with people he will never meet in real life. Can also be used to describe those who brag about their drug and alcohol exploits on the internet to look cool.

Douche: dude, you're a pussy and i'd beat your ass. smoke weed all day every day and get pussy cuz im cool like that. you're just lucky im not there to beat you ass.

Regular Person: Ooo big cyber muscles i'm scared.

by vogie6 January 14, 2011

Muscle Sleeve

A Condom

Ohhh Shit i forgot my Muscle sleeve, no poon tonight.

by sdafgsdfhfjkhkjghsdfhgjkdfhg March 15, 2009

muscle donut

simply, a butt hole.

he tongue punched that muscle donut

by Brad Logan 138 November 7, 2012

Muscle Hangover

Next day after sports when you hardly can move because every muscle hurts so badly.

Should have left it with one hour of zumba yesterday! Have a bad muscle hangover today and cant lift a cup of coffee!

by sxvlep June 22, 2016

Muscle Marge

MMMMM TOUCH PP

YuMmMM Muscle Marge maKe My PP hARd

by Notlyingactuallytruedefinition December 11, 2018

muscle juke

1. When a person, who is deceptively strong for the amount of muscle that they have, can lift the same amount of weight or more than someone who is a lot larger.

2. When a skinny kid comes out of nowhere and is insanely strong... and no one knows...

Jim: "I was at the gym today maxing out at 280 lbs..."
Andrew: "That's awesome!"
Jim: "But then this guy who looks like he weighed half as much as me did that weight as his warm up. He freakin muscle juked me."

by dontgetspiked April 1, 2010