mission improbable

(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property.

"Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls."

by halonistic March 19, 2012

Brown Mission

Taking a dump/poop.

Be right back, going on a brown mission.

by strangevoices January 19, 2015

Combat Mission

A description of a girl who you have a one night stand with but would under no circumstance date. She is comparable to a combat mission. Get in-Get out.

Jessica is really clingy, and annoying, but is really hot. She is a combat mission.

by Michael-Edwards-PHX May 22, 2010

Mission Rooftop

An event performed in the quiet neighborhoods of Cape Cod during the winter. In which a person wears a military helmet and climbs onto their roof in order to look into the house from their skylight. It is quite perilous and only can be done when one’s parents are not home. Participating in a Mission Rooftop can earn you fame either online or in school.

Did you see Hayley climb onto her roof in her spam post?

Yeah fam she was completing Mission Rooftop.

by justice4spike February 12, 2019

joint mission

when your crew ventures out to score enough marijuana for a weekend tokethon.

“I heard your parents will be gone for a week. Dude, this party is gonna be legit, but only if we have a successful joint mission.”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

mission assccomplished

When you finally convince your partner to do butt stuff after a long time of wearing down their barrier to it

"Yo, I finally got my girlfriend to do anal after eight months of dating. Fuckin' mission assccomplished!"

by BeepBoopSon August 24, 2016

mission call

When you dial someones number but then decide against it but it's too late, their phone actually rings for a split second.

Ken: *ring* *reaches for phone* Ah Damn it.

Kane: Don't worry bro, probably just a mission call.

Ken: Yeah Josh just realized he had something better to do.

by kp1 June 25, 2009