Ohio Theory

The theory that there is at lease one sex act named after every sizeable city in Ohio.

The existence of the Toledo Taco and the Cleveland Steamer seem to suggest that the Ohio Theory deserves consideration.

by OhioTheorist September 23, 2007

lancaster, ohio

ohio city which has the highest per catita of lazy ass losers which would rather sit on their couch which is on the front porch and drink cheap beer than get a job and do something with their lives.

You ever drive around the west side of lancaster, ohio during the middle of a weekday? Most of the porches are occupied.

by Jim Mack May 31, 2006

Ohio spitball

The sexual act of performing a blow job, pretending to swallow, kissing one'a partner, and spitting their semen back into their mouth.

I'm so mad at my girlfriend, she ohio spitballed me last night.

by far-gone September 10, 2014

ohio landslide

a combination of the cincinnati bowtie and a hot carl, cincinnati is located in ohio. and landslide... well. you know.

it takes some skill but i pulled off a monster ohio landslide on my bitch last night

by sexable panda June 26, 2008

ohio hair

Term used to describe a woman's hair that is puffy or permed much like in the 1980s, which is still popular among some women in Ohio and parts of the south. It is seen as an insult not a compliment.

Nancy has really bad Ohio hair.

by CincyIowan October 14, 2018

Clayton, Ohio

1. A cool little town in Southwest Ohio
2. A suburb of Dayton, Ohio
3. Called The "City" of Clayton
4. Lots of cornfields exist in this town

I drove on a road through Clayton, Ohio and all I could see for miles was corn.

by bmegrl91 November 28, 2011

King Ohio

A legend that goes by the name donpollo2982
he loves Ohio and he loves chicken

“Listen, everyone. My name is King Ohio. I love Ohio, and I love chicken.

by apollo uwu December 5, 2022