corporate owned

a term used to describe politicians (primarily Republicans) who accept campaign contributions from big corporations and then serve those corporations instead of the people

Corporate owned politicians typically oppose any efforts to regulate or tax business, they are against labor unions, and support unfair trade policies that make it easier for big corporations to move jobs overseas to exploit cheap labor in third world countries.

by Mr.Juan-derful May 02, 2010

owns ponies

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".

"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"

by Sexjelly October 12, 2007

owning face

To dominate on an extreme level. Owning something on a whole new level

Damn man we were owning face in beer pong last night!

by Face owner January 27, 2010

own the day

To have extreme motivation to take on whatever comes your way on a set day.

I am gonna own the day today

by Vettona November 29, 2011

Own Up

To take responsibility when you mess up and face the consequences

"DUDE! I think I broke a lamp at her party friday night" -"seriously? Stop being such a wuss, call her, and own up to it.

by srsly ppl its time to grow up January 09, 2011

Meth Owned

When someone inadvertently becomes a slave to Methadone addiction. When every aspect of ones life is sacrificed for the main goal of obtaining the narcotic Methadone.

Susan had a good job and two beautiful children before she got Meth Owned.

by Dillon Thomson August 11, 2010

Carnes Owned

A variation of ownage, chiefly of the mathematical sort, derived from the great one, the true J.C. himself, Jerry Carnes.

Let's say your test grade was a 54.
You would say:
Dude, I just got totally "Carnes Owned."

by YBB November 30, 2003