Oil Rig

The sexual act involving two chubby girls performing a reverse Eiffel Tower on a skinny guy.

Chris had an Oil Rig with two big girls after Nate fell asleep.

by Sachmo16 April 29, 2011

oil sand

Oil sand is often referred to as non-conventional oil or crude bitumen, in order to distinguish the bitumen and synthetic oil extracted from oil sands from the free-flowing hydrocarbon mixtures known as crude oil traditionally produced from oil wells. Oil sand is found in extremely large quantities in Canada and Venezuela.

He had four oil sand contracts to clear up.

by prairiengo March 22, 2009

Oil Slick

A girl/boy that your roommate insists on bringing home from the bar time after time, despite the fact that she/he hasn't showered, nor can she/he spell shower. Eventually this clever animal, like an infectious disease, will; 1) live in your apartment, 2) eat your food, 3) use all of your toiletries and laundry soap in a sad, and unsuccessful attempt to "de-slick" themselves!

If you are at home now, turn to your left, now turn to your right, he/she is the one that is not your roommate!

"I can't believe it, that Oil Slick has been over every night this week and now there isn't any toilet paper!"

by Le Morte January 10, 2013

oil change

an oil change is a euphemism for a blowjob, which in turn in a euphemism for oral sex, which in turn does not count as cheating (C:

Friendly Girl: Hey there soldier, you look like you could use an oil change
Sgt. Blue Balls: How did you know?
Prvt. Les: Careful she don't just bite it off.

by lowercased April 15, 2006

oil pump

When a guy shits in his hand while he jacks off.Very nasty shit.

I heard that guy oil pumps himself.

by natty d November 25, 2003

Oil Field Trash

White trash, are usually oilfield trash working their ass off for fairly average pay. 97% of the work force is male (of any ethnic group), women need not apply for this extremely labor-intensive job (as rig worker).

I'm trash myself, working 80 hour weeks. Most men on my tour (pronounced tower) are hard working family men, toiling for the $. Oil Field trash usually have to wear FRC's (fire retardant clothing).

by CowboyDriller January 31, 2007

Oil-timatum

A phrase used to describe the way OPEC, the government, the petrol forecourts and the importers of oil (who hold the tankers offshore for weeks at a time in anticipation of further price rises in oil, consequently further lining their already bulging pockets) hold the whole world to ransom and royally screw all honest, working and middle class people, by forcing us to either pay their extortionate prices for a natural product, lest we decide not to pay, in which case, we are unable to travel to work, earn money and thus continue living.

Government: "We will be adding a further 10p of duty onto fuel this October, with a second increase of 12p in April. Combined with an increase in VAT, this will result in everyone being financially raped by us fat cat bastards for more money"

Honest, hard-working people: "But we can't afford such an increase! Food prices, gas and electric costs and the cost of living in general has sky-rocketed, along with council taxes, and all this is slap bang in the middle of recession, where no-one has had a pay-rise in years. We cannot afford to go to work if fuel prices are increased. And if we cannot go to work, we cannot afford to live!"

Government Not realising that increasing the cost of travelling to work could one day do untold damage to the economy and is basically shooting an already struggling economy in the foot: "Tough shit you measly paupers! This is your oil-timatum. Pay sky high fuel costs or wither away like the weak vermin you are!"

by STUBWFC December 29, 2010