A mystery drink your buddy brings by to spread some Christmas cheer but won’t tell you what’s in it! Later you find out it’s penis flavored egg nog.
John: What is this! It’s delicious!
Jason (2 days later): It’s penis flavored mixed with a dash of the back side of my ball sack. I call it cock nog!
Jason (2 days later): It’s penis flavored mixed with a dash of the back side of my ball sack. I call it cock nog!
by NARB’d December 25, 2019

by Grimmi October 22, 2017

by johnnynuxxx April 9, 2010

When you finish drinking a thing of egg nog you fill it all up with jizz and serve it to your family for Christmas
Friend: have you given Jimmy the angry nog yet
Me: no not yet but soon
Friend: ok good he deserves it
Me: no not yet but soon
Friend: ok good he deserves it
by Bob Phill jack January 4, 2018

by Nignog3343 April 20, 2018

What are those nogs doin standing on the corner? Oh, they're waiting for the nog hauler to take them down the street to keep the property values down down there too.
by LillDaryl May 18, 2021

by AarikEmbz January 18, 2022
