ninja

Practitioner of a martial art developed as a means of countering Samurai military power and monopoly of single-edged swords. Erroneously thought by many to have evolved in Japan. Revealed in "Batman Begins" to actually be practiced way up in the mountains in Tibet, thus rendering Ninjas safe from any surprise attacks from the Samurai, who did not live in China.
Hello Bruce Wayne! I am an Irish Ninja living in the Himalayas, and I am here to teach you to be Batman!

WTF? You aren't going to burn down dad's mansion, are you, you crazy lamestain?
by Juan Non-lamestain August 02, 2008
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ninja

This word is NOT a replacement for Nigga or a safe word for a whiteboy,Insane Clown Posse use this word as a term for a real ninja,a silent dealy assassin,they use the term in a song that is about what it would be like to be a ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja
by adproof July 26, 2006
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ninjas

teenage mutant turtles trained by their giant rat master
ninjas are turtles as well as mammals
by Raphael April 02, 2003
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Ninjas

Homies, Friends. A group of mulitple white people, and 1 black man from the can. Started up by a white man from the can, that went to jail and came back calling all his friends NINJAS. Ninjas are chosen not anybody can be a ninja.
Person 1: Hey whats up muh ninja?

Person 2: Chillin my ninja.

Person 3: Whats up my ninjas?

Person 1 and 2: You aint no fuckin ninja person 3.
by Redneck Rambo September 24, 2009
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not a ninja

to be a normal non-ninja sort of person
jeff is not a ninja at all. he doesn't do what ninjas do.
by Bill know-it-all Gates March 09, 2007
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Ninjaed

Getting 'ninjaed' in Halo 3, is when somebody jumps backwards over your head and assassinates you.
I got a boner after I ninjaed these two guys in a row.
by that guy with the mustache February 12, 2010
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ninja

adj. something extremely badass (often in a stealthy way)
Dave: You stole your dad's car and had sex with your girlfriend in the backseat and made it home before he woke up for work the next morning?! Dude, that is totally ninja!
by fauxamis April 15, 2006
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