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nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 1, 2025
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Pulled a Nigel

So you are hanging out with friends watching a movie. One friend, Nigel, says, "I have to go home, see you later."
Everyone says bye while still watching the movie.
20 minutes later you hear the toilet flush and everyone looks around trying to figure out who flushed the toilet.
Nigel was back into the room and says goodbye again.

So Pulling a Nigel is telling everyone you are leaving and then sedesecrating the toilet without telling anyone on your way out.
Bonus points if you literally live across the street.
We were all surprised when Dave Pulled a Nigel and stamp up the bathroom before leaving
by StgTax May 27, 2024
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nigel and molly

two lovers who roleplay over discord and act as anime characters, especially ones from their frontier anime Haikyuu. their worst enemy is rocco richardson.
omg i love seeing people being nigel and molly its so sweet
by travisscottnutslapper March 19, 2023
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Nigel

Your a Nigel
by Lose Youself April 3, 2022
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Nigel Driffield

Person 1: Do you wanna see my Nigel Driffield? ;)
Person 2: Nah I bet it's more of a James Driffield
Person 3: 暨 (I don't know what these people are saying)
by Nigel Cock June 1, 2021
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nigels dead mums pension book

still withdrawing a rotten corpses weekly pension
nigels dead mums pension book is dead
by mrs tosser September 20, 2025
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Nigel womaniser

Nigel womaniser wears y-fronts
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
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